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Friday, 6 October 2017

How to become a successful mumu in Nigeria

How to become a successful mumu in Nigeria


As a matter of fact GURUSPAGE CEO is an upcoming MUMU. 

Gone are those days if you are mumu (clown) people don't associate themselves with you but this days "Na mumu dey collect money pass" if you think I am lying ask the likes of Apororo, Seyi Law, Elenu, Bovi etc. these guys are successful mumu and "dem dey rep mumu 

If you are thinking of picking up a career in "mumuing" you are in the right place and "no even think of changing your mind, I will give you some great tips to become a successful mumu but if the money start coming "no forget me oo"

Before I commence, lemme quickly greet our potential mumu's if someone is beside just tell the person *"brother/sister your mumu will make a way for you" lol!!.
I hope you have tell the person??

Behold this is our mumu tips

1. Stop being serious
you want to become a successful mumu and you will be stronging eyes like "Oju eja" (fish eyes), I pity your condition, mumu people are unserious people.
If you want to eat, eat unseriously.If you want to talk, talk unseriously.
If you want to walk, walk unseriously.
Lemme just tell you the truth "a little bit of abnormacy won't make you mad" so let the world know you are unserious after all your unseriousness can fetch you money.

Before I go to the next tip tell the person beside you " Ogbeni oya show your unseriousness"

2. Be proud to call yourself mumu
The Bible says "by their fruit you shall know them" potential mumu let people know your fruit, show them the kind of fruit your are.
You think say if "Apororo" hide e mumu he go blow, if you want to blow this year in this mumu business you better start showing your mumu logo.
Oya tell the person beside you " show your mumu logo"

3. Waka with mumu (Walk with mumu)
They said "beds of the same feather flock together" you cannot be successful walking with people that are not mumu like you, you need to relocate to where people like you with the same vision dey, "shey you grap", I mean relocate to your selling point and you will do exploit. Oya say " brethren relocate".
If you waka with mumu like you, they will influence you and you will influence them, that is " give and take" and the ministry will grow fast.

4. Organize show for your street.
If you have mumu in you like "peak milk" let your street people know by organzing shows don't just sit down in your house and be wasting your mumu hoping say your go blow "bros i pity your condition"....you need to let people know has "e dey do you".

5. Promote your mumu on social media.
You are in planet earth and you don't know Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat and you are calling yourself Human being "Ogbeni you be Alien". If you don't know lemme quickly alart you say "the physical world is bored and social media is where everything happen now".
Carry your craze enter social media with force.
You fit even do comedy skit put on YouTube and Instagram..... Hope you dey take note of this things sha?

If you can do all this things you blow is around the corner.


Has you read these tips abeg help me share with your friend self want blow.

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